The are a franchise committed to family: They have pain to share for all generations. For decades, they've bonded the people of the Upper Midwest with their ability to lift you up, then throw you down like a Prince thunder jam from the banks of Lake Minnetonka. Remember when the Metrodome roof collapsed a few years back? That's what being a fan is like. Everything looks safe ... beautiful even. And then ... .To understand the ' pain is to know their history. No team that we'll study on the Pain Rankings has been as routinely competitive through the years. Since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970, the Vikes have qualified for the postseason 25 times. Twenty-five! Only the and (27 each) have advanced more often. Dallas and Pittsburgh have 11 championships to show for those admi sions to the dance. The ? Four lo ses and a near-lethal serving of concentrated heartbreak.This is the franchise that gave us the Purple People Eaters, Fran Tarkenton, Cris Carter, early-period Randy Mo s, late-period Brett Favre, and . They gave us both Denny Green and! How have the Football Gods not returned the favor with a few Lombardis?The were destined for NFL royalty, but never received the crown. If they went to the Football Gods accounting department and asked why -- with their abundance of gifts -- they've never won it all, they'd receive an apology and the acknowledgement of an "unfortunate oversight." Christian Blake Jersey Restitution comes in the form of a one-drink voucher at the holiday party and admi sion as the No. 5 team on the Pain Rankings.Pain RsumPatron Saint Of Pain: Gary AndersonIn which we choose the figure who best represents the suffering ...The 1998 were almost perfect. The team went 15-1, setting the NFL's single-season scoring record. The Vikes won their first nine games at the Metrodome by an average of 23 points. Their life was Madden in "Rookie" mode.Gary Anderson was better than almost perfect that year. He didn't mi s a kick of any kind during the regular season -- 35-of-35 on field goals and 59-of-59 on extra NFL Atlanta Falcons Jersey points. But everything changed when Anderson lined up for a 38-yard attempt that would have put the NFC Championship Game against the out of reach.Speaking of John Madden, he might have provided a jinx for the ages moments before the snap: "That's a pretty good bet, if you say, 'Do you think Gary Anderson will make this field goal?' The answer should probably be yes."The snap was good, the placement ideal. Anderson's kick started left and stayed left, gliding inches past the upright. Thanks, Madden."It was like somebody punched me in my stomach," defensive tackle John Randle said on America's Game: Mi sing Rings. "Oh, my goodne s ... oh, my God."The never seemed to recover, surrendering their seven-point lead and eventually losing in overtime to the "Dirty Bird" , exactly the type of feel-good team that exists solely to get crushed by a superior foe in the playoffs. Or so we thought.Said Dennis Green: "I think if we would have beaten Atlanta and if we would have gone on and beaten the that we would have been called the greatest team in the National Football League the last 25 years."Anderson stuck around in Minnesota for a few more years and finished his career as the highest point scorer in NFL history. But that's not how the ' fan base -- or the football world -- remembers him.Apex Of PainIn which we study the lowest point in franchise history ...Let's face it: Probably doesn't get worse than the '98 . Cris Carter almost retired because of that damn game. But what happened in the 2009 NFC Championship Game counts as a respectable second.Brett Favre was looking for revenge against the , who chose to move forward with rather than continue waiting for plumes of smoke to rise from Ol' Gunslinger Retirement Tower. The were happy to facilitate vengeance, playing along with a faux Favre retirement that freed the quarterback from his one-year engagement with the . That job done, Favre went on to have one of the greatest seasons by a quarterback in history.The went 12-4 and advanced to meet the in the NFC title bout. Favre was a warrior, taking a brutal beating in a game that would later serve as a major point of interest in the NFL's "Bountygate" investigation. Re-watching the game is a surreal experience: It looks like the are literally trying to a sa sinate Favre in front of 70,000 fans and 50 million more watching at home.With the score tied at 28 and the marching toward field-goal range late in the fourth quarter, a hobbled Favre scrambled to his right and threw acro s his body into the middle of the field. He went Duron Harmon Jersey Full Favre at the worst po sible time. The pa s, predictably, was intercepted. tell you how fans absorbed Favre's gaffe. Sample reaction: "." The went on to win in overtime.Fans will forever lament Favre mi sing two open receivers on the play, or eschewing his second option, tucking the ball and getting five or so yards to give kicker Ryan Longwell a shot to win it. Favre was a Jon Snow-like hero in that game. Sadly, he met a as a sworn brother of the Night's Watch.The Hurt FilesIn which we study some other deeply punishing low moments ...*Herschel Walker trade:* On Oct. 12, 1989, Dallas and Minnesota agreed on . The centerpiece of the deal was Walker, a dynamic running back who general manager Mike Lynn believed to be The Mi sing Piece in Minnesota. He wasn't. Walker never fulfilled expectations and the used a bounty of draft picks to build a roster that would win three Super Bowls in the next decade. The got fleeced to the point that the deal has inspired at least one detailed .* failures:* In an eight-year span, the advanced to the four times. They lost each game by double-digits, including a IV lo s to the in which they were one of the biggest favorites in the title game's history.*2000 NFC Championship Game:* The entered their conference title game matchup against the as slight favorites. They got waxed, 41-0. Kerry Collins threw for 381 yards and five touchdowns. Kerry Collins, people. The outgained the by 404 yards, the largest gap in the history of the NFL playoffs.*The 'Hail Mary' Game:* Led by Tarkenton and the famed Purple People Eaters defense, the went 12-2 in 1975, advancing to meet the in the divisional playoffs. With Minnesota leading 14-10 with 37 seconds to play, quarterback Roger Staubach unleashed a KhaDarel Hodge Jersey deep throw from midfield toward Drew Pearson, who was covered closely by star corner Nate Wright. As the ball neared the two players, Wright fell to the ground, Pearson and stepped into the end zone for the game-winning score. Wright claimed he was pushed to the ground and furious fans at Metropolitan Stadium rained objects onto the field, including a Jack Daniels bottle that . The was born.*Marshall's Wrong Way Run:* On Oct. 25, 1964, defensive end Jim Marshall committed the ultimate NFL blooper. Marshall scooped up a fumble by running back Billy Kilmer and sprinted to the end zone ... . After he cro sed his own goal line, he flipped the ball out of bounds, resulting in a safety for San Francisco. "Twitter would have blown up if they had it then," defensive end Carl Eller .*2005:* Any season that involves something called the "" and a to the star quarterback can be qualified as "very, very bad.".From someone who should knowDrew Magary is a writer for Deadspin, correspondent for GQ and author of three books, including his latest, "The Rover." He's also a lifelong fan.What was the most painful lo s in your time as a fan?God, I hate you for asking this. Anyway, my personal answer is the 1998 NFC title game lo s to Atlanta. If you say the name O.J. Santiago around me, I kick your dog.(Note: tight end O.J. Santiago had two catches for 41 yards on the overtime drive that set up the ' game-winning field goal. I fear no canine retribution since my beloved Boomer pa sed away three years ago.)Have you attended games at the Metrodome? Do you have a favorite/worst memory about watching the team in person?I went to a Christmas Night game in 1989 with my brother and watched the Vikes beat the . Just him and me. I think that was the first sporting event I attended without real adult supervision. I enjoyed myself, plus walking out of the Metrodome is fun because the air flow pushes you out.Gary Anderson is our Patron of Pain. Is there a better choice?Oh, take your choice. I don't really blame Anderson for that lo s. Denny Green was much more to blame. Back in 2000, there was a dude named Wa swa Serwanga who played corner in the 41-0 title game lo s to the . And I'll Brayden Lenius Jersey always remember him as a symbol of the ' failure. They acquire nice players and they sometimes make a decent playoff run, but there is always one HORRIFYING weakne s that any team with a brain can exploit and eventually cause their downfall. That was Wa swa Serwanga. He sucked.If you were somehow able to seize total control of the enterprise, how would you run the team? Do you think you'd make a good NFL owner/GM?I'd be awful. I'd f--- everything up. Frankly, I think the team is in fairly good hands right now, so I wouldn't change much. Apart from firing Norv Turner . Can't have Norv around.Do you believe and Mike Zimmer could be the guys who finally get the over the hump?Shut up. Don't ask me that question. Don't jinx it. Screw you.Up next on The Pain Rankings: No. 4, the Detroit Lions